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dontcallmecupid:

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No tequila on hand. Rum and vodka have lots though.

Eh, Vodka is like water in this place. Rum though, that might do you some good. You’ll have to lure Tony to your lair with the promise of alcohol though.

I doubt that would be all that hard… It is alcohol.

dontcallmecupid:

daniiiiiicalifornia reblogged your post: How the hell does Loki have all the girls swooning?

Is it sad that I would pay to see Tony Stark in a dress?

Get enough tequila and you can get any man to do whatever it is you please, miss.

No tequila on hand. Rum and vodka have lots though.

How the hell does Loki have all the girls swooning?

dontcallmecupid:

another—stolen—relic:

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snarkysnarkstark:

dontcallmecupid:

I dunno Tony, you’ve got the right pair of legs for a dress. You could rock a pair of heels and some fishnets. Maybe we can borrow a pair from Pepper for you?

That woman has long legs. I don’t know if I’ll be able to work them well enough. I’ll have to go out and buy a pair that accent my calves in all the right ways. I think I might be able to work it, though.

I’d hit it.

Jealous?

Is it sad that I would pay to see Tony Stark in a dress?

dontcallmecupid:

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Do I have to answer coherently?

It certainly helps, but no, I guess you don’t. You can answer any way you’d like, but if you can’t speak coherently, Jarvis gets a little twitchy.

Ah, true.

dontcallmecupid:

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Hello gorgeous. How are you this fine evening?

Do I have to answer coherently?

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thewickedpath:

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misesman:

Had to be asked.

O v o and I bet they’re not going to ask. 

Alright, can I just? Lemme just, hang on.

If anybody actually thinks this is some kind of conspiracy, or something, I’m gonna go ahead and tell those people to fuck off.

You’re gonna take this incredibly tragic, monstrous event, and make it about the government? Or some kind of higher power supplied him, or something? How dare you.

There are literally dozens of ways he could’ve gotten the money to buy those things, if he even bought some of them at all. Making this about anything other than the victims is foolish at best, and absolutely disgusting at worst. Fucking shameful.

That’s all I’m gonna say.

^ I couldn’t say it better myself.

Are you people seriously implying that it wasn’t his fault? Like oh, poor guy, someone make him do it, he was probably brainwashed, the government is behind this and we should blame Obama, etc etc etc.

I wonder if you all would ask the same questions if he wasn’t white.

Yes. It’s a valid question. That’s a lot of red flags that should have gone off if he didn’t have a dealer’s license. Apparently they didn’t. That’s a huge flaw in the system we keep being told exists to protect us from terrorists. Domestic terrorism is still terrorism & him being white is probably part of how he flew under the radar to commit this horrible crime. It doesn’t need to be a grand conspiracy to be troublesome to people who know how hard it is supposed to be to lay hands on an arsenal.

The local gun club rejected his application on the grounds that he made them uncomfortable. That this fact didn’t emerge until after he perpetrated a mass shooting is very scary.

I can’t buy too much allergy medicine in a given amount of time and I have to sign a registry when I do so, presumably so that if I’m cooking meth instead of dealing with allergies, they have a record of how much I’ve purchased. But this guy can buy $20,000 of weapons and ammo in three months and no one says boo? What?

So yes, let’s absolutely ask these questions, because no one did until it was too late.

Exactly. Preventing something like this from happening again includes addressing the mechanics that made it possible this time.

I do find these all valid questions. I mean the rules are different in Canada, but I mean still. All of the guns and ammo I could see him getting of they were stolen, but again red flags SHOULD HAVE come up. But the body armour and explosives he would have had to buy I imagine. Why any sane person truly needs body armour is beyond me. But this guy really should have been caught long before this happened. It is s terrible tragedy, and the victims families should not have to deal with conspiracy theorists saying ‘oh someone made him do it’ because that is utterly disgusting and rude.

He looked to me like he is a mentally unstable person, and killing in cold blood I could picture this man doing again. This shouldn’t just end with him getting a slap on the wrist. I hope it doesn’t…

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falsehaven:

HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYONE

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demonmilk:

squidtopia:

Dumpling Squid by Peninsuladive Mornington Peninsula on Flickr.

it looks like a teeny cthulhu. 

i want to hug it

ifyousingthislullaby:

i hate when you feel something on your skin and you freak out because you think it’s a spider or something but it’s just a hair

it’s always just a hair

 #THAT’S WHAT IT WANTS YOU TO THINK THO #ALWAYS ASSUME IT’S A SPIDER #BECAUSE ONE DAY YOUR GUARD WILL FALL #AND THAT INNOCENT PIECE OF HAIR WILL HAVE GROWN EIGHT LEGS

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oceanblued:

Let’s pretend for five seconds that I can draw and this is hilarious

areyoutryingtodebruceme:

Do you ever just think about the fact that Martin Freeman has played Arthur Dent, John Watson and now Bilbo Baggins I mean oh my god he is officially a literary treasure

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